sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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