Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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