great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
