Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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