Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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