think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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