Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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