Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize