I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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