I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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