and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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