i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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