lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
You're like the curious george of whores
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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