it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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