If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I AM VODKA MAN
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
