Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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