There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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