your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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