Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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