Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
do herpes really smell.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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