it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You ate ashes out of my bong
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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