I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Randomize