i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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