found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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