people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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