somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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