Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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