Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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