Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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