T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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