my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he was CRYING into my vagina
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I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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