Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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