I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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