In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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