I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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