sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You can't motorboat a personality
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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