these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Dick very happy bro
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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