it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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