just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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