her vagine was all disorganized.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
This gyro tastes like lonliness
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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