New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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