I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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