this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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