The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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