super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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