Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Randomize
