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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her

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  that's how i am about ashleys and britneys

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• (510): View more from California

  my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors

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  american apparel?

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  try lime green

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"

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• (916): View more from California

  No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.

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• (951): View more from California

  I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  This theraflu would make for a great margarita.

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  I can make a sudafedarita

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.

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• (518): View more from New York

  If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..

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