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• (509): View more from Washington

  I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??

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• (409): View more from Texas

  Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony

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• (212): View more from New York

  you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window

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  i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.

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  That's my new pick up line call me a polish name

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US

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  I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door

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