Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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