the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
