I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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