Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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