Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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