Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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