So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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