So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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